leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles

[2 monkeys in a bath] Monkey 1: OOOHH OOHH AHH AHHH AHAH!! Monkey 2: If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in

Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself.

Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many.