Wife's photo A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, ""Yes, I am."" The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. The guy says, ""Sure..."" and gets a photo to show them. The deputy says, ""I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."" The guy replies, ""I know, but she has a great p…

A man eats at a local restaurant abroad. He sees a delicious-looking meal being served next table. Puzzled, he asks the waiter, ""What are they having? It smells great even from here!"" ""That's our specialty here, Sir. It's the bull's balls from the bull fight this morning,"" the waiter replies. The man, wanting to make out of his vacation by trying out exotic cuisines, says, ""I'd get that as well. Thanks."" ""I'm very sorry, Sir. But the bull fight happens only once a day. If you'd like, sinc…

One more please, before the trouble starts... said the gentleman in the restaurant as he ordered another entree in addition to his first. The waiter obliges, and returns a short while later with the item. After finishing, the man calls the waiter over and again asks ""One more please, before the trouble starts"". The waiter is curious now, but nevertheless obliges and returns with his order. Upon finishing, the man orders again: ""One more please, before the trouble starts..."" The waiter comes …

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, “Yes, I am.” The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife. The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them. The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.” The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an …