A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, “Yes, I am.” The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife. The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them. The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.” The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an …

Visit from the sheriff A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two deputies there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the deputies asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says ""sure "" and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, ""I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."" The guy says, "" I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too.""

The police turned up at my house with my wife’s driving license and asked me to confirm her identity... "Yes, that's her", I said, "why…what’s wrong?" The officer said, "I’m sorry sir but it looks like she’s been hit by a bus" I said, ">!I know, but she’s great with the kids and she's a really great cook!<"

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two policemen standing there. One policeman asks if he is married. He says, “Yes, I am.” The policeman then says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.” The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”