😄 Talk Like A Pirate Day Here's my impersonation of a pirate: *ahem* Look at me. Look at me. I'm the c...

One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2.

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Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.

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The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure.

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[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude

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