Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke.#Mr Pibb#Dr Pepper#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance.#Dr Pepper#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.#Dr Pepper#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman.#Dr Pepper#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*#Dr Pepper#Mr Pibb#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp