The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper.

TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree, drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor is Dr. Pepper

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke.

An old man dressed in a very aged, worn flight suit approached me today at the store. He had a question for me. He asked, ""Excuse me, Where can I find the cheapest Doctor in town?"" I just moved to a small military town, and before moving I worked at a hospital. While working there, my patients had asked me some pretty interesting questions, especially the ones who had dementia. So without hesitation I responded naturally and honestly: That I was new to the area and was not yet familiar with an…