Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the counter. In front of him there was this teller with name badge blaring ""Paddywhack"". Kermit says ""I want a loan"". She goes through usual procedure then asks him about a deposit. He places this little tiny china elephant on the bench and says ""Here's my deposit, give me a loan"". The teller replies ""I'm sorry that's really not good enou…

A kid is attending a WWE Event and meets The Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley. The kid tells Mick Foley about how he is a victum of abuse and how his father beats him everyday. Saddened by this story, Mick offers to cheer the kid up and talk to him backstage. After the kid tells him the story again, Mick says Mick Foley: ""Gee, i'm awfully sorry to hear that"". After a short pause the kid says ""You know who i'd really like to be my father?"" Mick Foley replies with ""Who?"" hoping the kid would say …

A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller... He sees the tellers name tag reads Patty Black and says ""I'd like to take out a loan, Ms. Black"" ""Certainly,"" says the teller, ""how much would that be for?"" ""One million dollars."" replies the frog. ""Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."" The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this. ""As a matter of fact, I do!"" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands o…

Walking on water Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy's, 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned! Mick just barely …