Hey, guys. Love college basketball? You should see this thing CBS is doing this weekend. Crazy!

I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage.

one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process

why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*