I misread a headline today as "the stealthy face a tax increase" and thought good luck catching those ninjas, Obama!

Obamacare? More like "Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!" Honk if you want poor people to die

Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week

Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.