My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year.

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain dear.'

I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.

My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.