What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain dear.'#Santa Clauss#Marriage#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year.#Santa Claus#Marriage#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's does Santa Clause and my wife have in common? They both come once every year.#Marriage#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp