Everyone's talking about how Shia LaBeouf plagiarized Daniel Clowes, but nobody said anything when Kristen Stewart plagiarized paint drying.

In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say "I'm Shia LaBeouf"

movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: "bad dialogue" "not funy" "why is shia labeouf in this"

Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.