Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone...

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.

You're either a dog person or a non person.