An old man is on his deathbed... He tells the Priest that his firstborn son can have the part of the city near the castle, his second son can now have the east part of the city near the Stables, and his third son to have the northern part of the city closest to the Shops. The old man shortly passed away after and the priest tells the oldest son ""Your dad must of been a very wealthy man!"", He quickly says ""Hell no, that cheap bastard was talking about his Newspaper route!""

A father puts a gold watch in one son's stocking and a pile of manure in the other son's... The first son brings the watch to his father and with a worried face says, "dad I'm not sure what to do with this watch, it's fragile, and small, and I don't really wear watches. I don't like it." The father wasn't surprised by his son's reaction because he typically has a poor perspective on things. Minutes later, the second son, who had a stocking full of manure, comes running to his father with e…

An old man is on his death bed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son "I want you to have all the property in the north of the town, I have 16 houses there." He says to his second son "I want you to have all my commercial property, 8 businesses." He says to his third son "I want you to have the houses in the southern district, there are only 4, but they are expensive and lucrative." The old man passes away and the priest says "That is unbelievable, he must have…

Retirement Home A woman moves to a retirement home. Her sons each decide to give her a nice gift as a token of their gratitude. “I will buy a Ferrari for mom,” the oldest says, “at least half a million dollars worth, so she can enjoy a nice drive.” “I'll buy her a luxurious villa with a downstairs sleep and bath room,” says the second, “that way she can live independently again.” “I am buying her a million-dollar parrot,” the third one says, “unique in its kind, one that can talk like the be…