I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.

Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!

PIG: "I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon" PSYCHIATRIST: "I'll cure you" PIG: "Oh God, not you too"

NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?