Found this on my computer science teacher's webpage A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading, ""WHERE AM I?"", and hold…

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing.

I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.