When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it

Bill and Ted were at a bar... Bill asked, ""Hey where's Dave? Why isn't he here tonight?"" ""Dave is dead,"" said Ted. ""How?"" Ted said, ""Well, he was supposed to pick me up, but when he got to my house, he hit my Ferrari in the driveway, flew through his own windshield, and crashed through my kitchen window."" ""What a terrible way to die!"" ""Well, no, that didn't kill him. He tried to get up off of my kitchen floor, and he grabbed the handle of my refrigerator door for balance, but the frid…

Bob works in a saw mill. One day he comes into work, and his friend Ted asks him, ""Hey, did you hear about Joe?"" ""No, what's up?"" ""Well, he was working late last night and cut off his hand."" ""Holy crap Ted, is he alright?"" ""Oh yeah, we picked it up, put it in a ziplock bag, and he got it sewed back on. He'll be back in a week."" ""That's good, give him my best."" A couple days later, Ted asks Bob ""Hey, did you hear about Paul?"" ""Yeah, I heard he got hurt. What happened?"" ""He ended …

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