😄 Queen Elizabeth II was involved in a traffic accident earlier today. Sources close to the Royal fami...

← Back to feed

Queen Elizabeth II was involved in a traffic accident earlier today. Sources close to the Royal family say she only sustained minor injuries, but that she's finding motion in her legs to be temporarily restricted. They're getting her a Nobility scooter.

#Queen Elizabeth Ii #Driving

Joke ID: 01KKTNBMCM5GFK56KV2ZMCEHVC

Related Jokes

What happens if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? You die in a car accident in Paris.

#Queen Elizabeth Ii #Prince Phillip #Paris #Driving+2 more

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

#Driving

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

#Driving #Police #One-Liner

Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless

#Driving