Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*

Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken.

My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!""

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)