Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge.

I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.

All of the food in my fridge is on my to-poo list.

*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor