The City-Slicker and the Farmer One year, a man who lived in the city decided to try his hand at deer hunting. He bought all the the necessary equipment, a license, and a rifle and headed out to the gamelands a good distance away from the city. After a full day's hunting, the man spots a gorgeous buck and manages to make a clean shot. The deer runs for awhile and drops dead right in a farmer's yard. When the man goes to retrieve the deer the farmer meets him and claims that the deer is now his b…

A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab. The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill. The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring. The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent. Finally, the elephant says ""It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!""

Once there was a Cowboy and a Lawyer. The Lawyer went deer hunting on a friend's farm. A huge buck comes along and the Lawyer raises his gun, fires and the deer runs off injured. There Lawyer gets down from his tree stand and tracks the deer to a neighboring property lying across the fence line. As the Lawyer starts to climb the fence to claim his buck, a Cowboy comes strolling up on horseback. ""Whoaaa there, where do you think you're going?"" Said the Cowboy. ""Well,"" said the Lawyer ""You se…

If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe