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UPS Joke/Pickup Line I looked for a while to see if I actually made this up or if I saw it somewhere and I couldn't find anything so here goes... I'm not a UPS worker, but I'd handle your package... *badum tss*

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Joke ID: 01KKTNBGGW0WC9PKNEW5JRRQKV

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