[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*

Going Straight to Hell Q: How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? A: They place flowers on the grave.

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty