[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*

What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this.

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty