Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot

Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex.

The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.