😄 I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed ...

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I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"" [ c/o /u/jubileo5 ]

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