A redneck swaggers into a bar ""Barkeep"" he says, ""set me up with a cold one"" He looks down at the end of the bar and asks ""Is that Jesus down there?"" Barkeep nods ""Well set him up with a cold one too"" As Jesus is leaving he goes up to the redneck and says ""For your kindness, you hare healed"" The redneck jumps back and yells ""Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!""