A Yakov Smirnoff joke from the 80's In America you have many channel. In Soviet Russia vee only have 2 channel: KGB1 and KGB2. KGB1 is station vith KGB agent say all day how great is Mother Russia. KGB2 is station vith KGB agent say ""TURN BACK TO KGB1!""

In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved.

In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU.

In Soviet Russia... You are in charge of Charles. (h/t Wife)