Pass the Marmalade Two friends are in a bar having a drink and discussing their long working week. ""So on Tuesday, my secretary tells me I have to make a last minute flight to Pittsburgh for a conference. So I rush to the airport. The woman at the ticket desk was extremely attractive and I was so flustered that instead of saying, 'Can I have two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I said, 'Can I have two pickets to Tittsburgh.' It was very embarrassing."" ""I know exactly how you feel. A similar thing happ…

A slip of the tongue A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, ""Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"" The other guy says, ""Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, …

Freudian Slip Two men are in conversation at a bar. ""Hey Dave, the funniest most awkward thing happened to me the other day.You know what a Freudian slip is?"" ""Yeah, go on"" ""Well I was at the travel agent and the girl at the desk had pretty large breasts and was wearing a low cut top so I couldn't help but stare. So I wanted to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh but I accidentally asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh!"" ""Haha similar thing happened to me last night having dinner with my wife…

A Picket to Tittsburgh I was at the local bus station to buy a ticket to Pittsburgh. While I was in line to purchase my ticket, I noticed the woman working behind the counter was stunning and had enormous breasts. I have always clammed up whenever I speak to women, let alone a gorgeous woman with a great rack, so I silently began rehearsing what I would say in my mind when I reached the front of the line: ...One ticket to Pittsburgh, please....One ticket to Pittsburgh, please... Finally, it was …