I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down.#Marriage#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes..#Marriage#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..#Kobe Bryants#Kim Kardashian#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp