Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse.

A women has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named Amal. The other one goes to a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Years later, Juan send a picture of himself to his biological mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""But honey, they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""

During the Exodus, before the Israelites left Egypt, Moses talked to the Burning Bush. The Bush told Moses that in preparation for the departure from Egypt, the Israelites could not leaven their bread, so that when the day of the Exodus finally came, they would be ready to leave at a moment's notice. Every Israelite lived in a family hut, all except for old lady Nina, whose husband had passed on with no children. Everyone complied to this rule for the quite some time, but one day when Moses cons…

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Amal"". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him ""Juan"". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: ""They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""