Bill and Ted were at a bar... Bill asked, ""Hey where's Dave? Why isn't he here tonight?"" ""Dave is dead,"" said Ted. ""How?"" Ted said, ""Well, he was supposed to pick me up, but when he got to my house, he hit my Ferrari in the driveway, flew through his own windshield, and crashed through my kitchen window."" ""What a terrible way to die!"" ""Well, no, that didn't kill him. He tried to get up off of my kitchen floor, and he grabbed the handle of my refrigerator door for balance, but the frid…

For my teacher who used to tell this one.... Two traveling salesmen were riding together across West Texas when their car began to sputter and cough. Soon, it died completely and they were stranded on the side of a state highway with little traffic. Fortunately, a pick up truck pulled over to help. The driver was a comely middle aged woman in jeans and a work shirt. She told them the closest town with a mechanic was 60 miles away, and since it was past 5:00 pm they would be closed anyway until…

What's Ted Cruz's favorite food? Boogers. This isn't a joke. Ted Cruz eats his boogers.

Energy Drink, Energy Booster: पीनट बटर और केला दोनों में ही प्रोटीन की मात्रा होती है. इसमें मौजूद फाइबर और फोलेट दोनों ही स्वास्थ्य के लिए बेहद फायदेमंद हैं. इसके अलावा फाइबर पाचन प्रक्रिया को सही रखने में भी सहायक होता है. जिम करने वाले लोग अकसर पीनट बटर और केले का नियमित रूप से सेवन करते हैं. पीनट बटर और केले से बनी स्मूदी पीने से शरीर पूरे दिन एनर्जेटिक रहता है. आइए जानते हैं इम्यूनिटी बूस्टर स्मूदी बनाने की रेसिपी.Peanut Butter Banana Smoothie Ingredients- सामग्री3 जमे हुए केले 1/4 कप पीनट …