What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you""

[NSFW] so my physics teacher was explaining centripetal force using a coat hanger he was trying to balance a penny on the tip of the coat hanger and then spin it around. he couldn't get it to balance so one kid said ""did you miss the coat hanger class in college"" i looked over to my friend and said ""of course he did that class is only for premed""

Black sheep A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, ""Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"" The professor replied, ""No, Chief. You're mi…

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That …