One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2.

Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.

If we could only get rid of the federal government this country could be a libertarian paradise like Somalia

The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure.