Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!

The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too.

I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots.

I popped into Tesco last night to get some oxo cubes but couldn't see any on the shelf, they must be out of stock!