The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too.#Tesco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!#Tesco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tesco reported a 6.4bn loss.. I guess that's what you get for betting on horses!#Tesco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots.#Tesco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I popped into Tesco last night to get some oxo cubes but couldn't see any on the shelf, they must be out of stock!#Tesco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp