sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic

I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.

It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous.

Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush.