😄 A man is inerviewing to become a police officer, The captain who is interviewing him says, ""ok ever...

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A man is inerviewing to become a police officer, The captain who is interviewing him says, ""ok everything looks good I just need to ask you a few questions"" the police officer comes to the final question and asks, ""if you see a black man bleeding in your front lawn what do you do?"" The police officer responded, "" stop laughing and reload"".... needless to say he got the job

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