Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet.

Jerome the Scholar Jerome was a high school all star wide receiver at an inner-city school...however he was failing math and was in danger of losing his scholarship to Alabama. Due to his popularity, Mr. Cooper, the principal, decided to give him a chance to boost his grade and called him down at a school assembly. ""OK Jerome, if you can tell me what the square root of 81 is, I'll pass you in math"". ""Uh 8?"" Jerome guessed. ""Aww c'mom Mr. Cooper, give Jerome another chance!"" the student bod…

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!""