Teacher offers middle school students a monday absence. If.... ...Anyone can use the term 'definitely' properly in a phrase. So Sarah raises her hand, and says ""The sky is definitely blue."" Teacher tells her: ""That's a very good response! But, sometimes the sky turns rather pink, or it gets dark out, and the sky gets black. Anyone else?"" After some silence, Ted raises his hand. ""The grass is definitely green"", he declares. ""Now that's an excellent one!"" The teacher declares. ""But when i…

Young Billy discovers the power of prayers One day Billy's teacher yells at him for not doing his homework. He feels upset and when in bed he prays' Dear God, please kill my teacher"" When he goes to the school, he learns that his teacher passed away. He comes back home amazed by the power of his new forms of communication. Second day, his grandma eats the last piece of cake he was hoping to eat. He feels upset and later that night when in bed he prays ' Dear God, please kill my grandma' In the …

Little Billy and his organ (version 2) Little Billy had dark hair, hazel eyes, and always wore red sneakers. His parents were both musicians, so Little Billy started playing the organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced after school every day until it was very late. He loved the organ very much. He even got private lessons from a professional organist from his local church. His mother, while supporting his hobby, was warned by his pediatrician: ""Billy practicing on the organ has prevented…

What part of the body goes to heaven first? In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: ""What part of the body goes to heaven first?"" In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. ""Yes, Susan?"" ""The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."" ""Excellent,"" said Sister Mary, ""and you, Charlotte?"" ""The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."" ""V…