The Three Daughters There once was a very successful farmer with 3 beautiful daughters daughters, all in high school. It was a Friday night, and they all had dates. The farmer, wanting to protect his girls, made sure to talk to the boys before letting his daughters out to go on the dates. The first boy came to the house and greeted the farmer. ""Hi! My name is Bill, I'm here to pick up Jill so we can go have a picknick on the hill."" The farmer got Jill and the couple left. A few minutes later, …

So a middle school is putting on a musical The musical is about classical composers and they need three boys to play the leads. The first boy comes in and says he wants the part of Beethoven. His name is marked down and he leaves. The second boy comes in and says he wants the part of Mozart. His name is marked down and he leaves. However, the last boy rushes in too early and they aren't ready for him. ""You have to go out and wait for your name to be called."" They say to him. ""Fine,"" he says.…

Two Kids Find a Puppy... Two kids find a puppy on the side of a road on their way home from school. They both want the puppy and decide to play a game to see who gets to keep it. The game is quite simple: whoever can tell the craziest story wins. Just before the first boy goes, a pastor stops and asks what they are doing. The boys explain what is going on and the pastor scolds them, he explains that the Bible says lying is wrong, and that he has never told a lie in his life. The boys then handed…

In class room . Russia , after the war . Russia , 1951 . school teacher asked the children. Who were your fathers ? the first boy said, "" driver "" , the second ""The Postman ."" I ask a question about the third . He said, "" electrician. He was wearing a helmet and helmet were two lightning . (P.s - sorry for my english :) )