Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate.

So a middle school is putting on a musical The musical is about classical composers and they need three boys to play the leads. The first boy comes in and says he wants the part of Beethoven. His name is marked down and he leaves. The second boy comes in and says he wants the part of Mozart. His name is marked down and he leaves. However, the last boy rushes in too early and they aren't ready for him. ""You have to go out and wait for your name to be called."" They say to him. ""Fine,"" he says.…

Timmy... Timmy came home to his parents one day after school, and goes straight to his mother. ""Mommy, I've got a drinking problem."" he says. Upon hearing this, his mom starts arguing with his dad about how his alcoholism got to Timmy, and the two got in a huge fight. On the verge of tears, his mother ordered Timmy's father out of the house, telling him she never wishes to see him again. After she calmed down, she went over to Timmy and gently asked him: ""So honey, tell me about this drinking…

Two Kids Find a Puppy... Two kids find a puppy on the side of a road on their way home from school. They both want the puppy and decide to play a game to see who gets to keep it. The game is quite simple: whoever can tell the craziest story wins. Just before the first boy goes, a pastor stops and asks what they are doing. The boys explain what is going on and the pastor scolds them, he explains that the Bible says lying is wrong, and that he has never told a lie in his life. The boys then handed…