And The Lord Separated His Paper From His Plastics... My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the resurrection of Christ. ""What did Jesus do on this day?"" she asked. There was n""What did Jesus do on this day?"" she asked. There was no response, so she gave her students a hint: ""It starts with the letter R."" One boy blurted, ""Re

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, ""Where is Jesus today?"" Steven raised his hand and said, ""He's in heaven."" Mary was called on and answered, ""He's in my heart."" Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, ""I …

Some Christmas jokes! **What is the best Christmas present in the world?** A broken drum – you just can’t beat it **What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?** It's Christmas, Eve! **What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?** Frostbite! **Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?** They always drop their needles! **Did Rudolph go to school?** No. He was Elf-taught! **Who is Santa's favorite singer?** Elf-is Presley! **What happened to the man who st…

Where? A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today? “ Steven raised his hand and said, “He's in heaven. “ Mary was called on and answered, “He's in my heart. “ Little Johnny, waving his hand furiou…