[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear. I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.

This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to our whole family by memory A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, ""Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."" They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly s…

A man walks into a pet shop He'd like to buy a pet for his lonely, widowed mother. The shop owner shows him all of the usual stuff, hamsters, puppies, kittens, etc. and the man tells the owner that he's looking for something unique. The owner takes him to the back of the shop and introduces him to raggedy looking parrot named Chet. The man, rightfully so, is unimpressed with the parrot until the shop owner tells him that the bird sings Christmas carols. The owner explains that all the man has to…