Master List for Easter Dad Jokes Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days. What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate one! Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken. Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? at IHOP source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjokes/easteronelinersjokes.html

3 bad dad jokes I use these back to back to back all the time. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSHHHHHHHH

Dad joke What kind of drugs do fish do? Seaweed

What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. I’m looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn’t, feces related. Please help me finish my pseudo-poop dad joke trifecta.