Blonde Cookbook! MONDAY: The recipe for today is angel food cake. You have to beat 12 eggs separately, so I'm lucky the neighbors had some extra bowls to let me borrow. TUESDAY: Fruit salad supper, serve without dressing. I didn't get dressed at all, as per recipe, and what a surprise when my boyfriend brought his friends home for supper. WEDNESDAY: Rice pilaf, wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. I took a good bath and washed very thoroughly, even between my toes. The taste of the rice was…

I heard this one from a friend... A blonde enters a parallel universe where the Aryan's are considered a minority. She walks into an appliance store, approaches the man behind the counter, and says ""I'd like that TV please."" The cashier replies ""Sorry, we don't serve blondes."" The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, and went to the same store and asked the same man for the same TV. ""Sorry, we don't serve blondes here."" The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get…

So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar... And takes a seat in front of the bartender. ""Would you like to here a great blonde joke?"" He asks. The bartender leans in close and says, ""Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"" The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says ""Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times.""

Little Boy Prayer A little boy was eating in a restaurant for his birthday, when he started eating without a prayer. His parents turn to him and say, ""we say a prayer before eating in our house!"" The little boy replies, ""yeah, that's in our house but here the chef knows how to cook!""