Timmy's April Fool's joke The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom. His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her. ""Mommy! Mommy!"" He says, frantically. ""What is it, Timmy?"" She asks. ""Dad hanged himself in the garage!"" The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house. ""Nothing is in the garage."" She says to him. ""April fool's!"" ""Oh than-"" ""He hanged himself in the loft.""

silly nurse! A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms. ""Congratulations,"" she says. ""It's a baby girl."" As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin. ""My baby!"" screams the mother. ""Don't worry, I'll get it!"" smiles the nurse. However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face,…

On April Fools Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

Dead Baby Jokes? A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My baby, my baby!!' The nurse looks at the lady and says 'April Fools! He was already dead!'