Ted Cruz announced he is running for president as a Republican. That surprised me; I thought he was running as a joke.

I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.

All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"

Just joined Anonymous Anonymous. This time I'm serious about breaking my addiction to hacking government websites.