- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America

I like my women like i like my coffee.. Ground up on the back of an alpaca somewhere in south america.

I like my girls like I like my coffee... Fresh, not matured, and sold from a shady part of South America.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few.