Chinese guy walks into a bar... Walks up to the black bartender and says, ""Gimme a jigger, nigger!"" Bartender is obviously offended, and replies, ""WTF? Don't talk to me like that."" Chinese guys says, ""Aww come on, gimme a jigger, nigger!"" Black guy says, ""How'd you like to trade places, and see how it feels?"" So they switch positions, and the black guys says, ""Gimme a drink, chink!"" Chinese guy replies, ""Sorry, we don't serve niggers.""